Dad I did not sleep at all last night

Please turn down your dubstep

I’ve started taking my cat outside on a lead

I think I’ve created a monster

Sleeping flies are pretty cute

Sleeping flies are pretty cute

Sitting on the porch in my plaid pj pants drinking coffee at sunrise makes me realize how similar I am to my mom

That could be a good or bad thing
She’s really cool though

artwatcher:

Minotaur by Pedro Requejo Novoa (x)

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ayustar:

battime:

Platyrrhinus helleri - Heller’s broad-nosed bat
Photo by José Gabriel Martínez Fonseca

"Hurhurhurhur"

ayustar:

battime:

Platyrrhinus helleri - Heller’s broad-nosed bat

Photo by José Gabriel Martínez Fonseca

"Hurhurhurhur"

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connorwillumsen:

Unused NYT comic

connorwillumsen:

Unused NYT comic

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I wanted to go to bed

But instead I took a chest decongestant that expired in 2011 (which turns out to be a little trippy)
And my epileptic dog is having “issues”

and I’m still coughing

that expired meijer brand chest med better not make me trip out

not tonight nooo
not toniiight no

I took a chest decongestant that expired in 2011 by accident…
I feel drunk

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pastel-gizibe:

forcoloredgirlswhodgaf:

cultureunseen:

Charda Gregory abducted, humiliated, violated, restrained, scalped and tortured. 
If this were reversed, with black police officers who were sworn to uphold peace and justice but instead were documented victimizing a white woman (who was already a victim), this news would have trumped the Olympics!

Truncated version: drugged at a party, abducted to a motel, wakes up during unwanted sexual violation in a motel room full of strangers, fights like hell to escape, motel employee calls the authorities, she gets arrested for destroying motel property and it just gets worst from there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoBLolqUaNg 

Every officer who participated in it and even those who witnessed it and did nothing should be punished but instead they just fired the woman?
No rape kit, no police report on the people inside the motel room, no investigation of her claims, no accountability for missing motel entry records, no video from the motel but she gets detained for fourteen days?

(Btw, when did your tax dollars begin purchasing Abu Ghraib type water boarding chairs?)

http://www.wxyz.com/news/local-news/investigations/cut-on-camera-cop-slices-off-young-mothers-artificial-hair

I get angrier and angrier everyday when I see things like this.

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princessskittybot:

invader zim is 13 years old today. invader zim is old enough to have an invader zim phase

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